NBN is Satans communications system.

[jethro_woolfe]

There has been quite a lot of information in the press and elsewhere written about the cable to Hell known as the NBN.

as you are all probably aware, the cable is a direct line to the pornographers studios and other places evil flourishes. I believe from his tone and  pre-election speeches that our Prime Minister is aware of this, and intends to stop it in its tracks which is of course a good thing. The concern now is restricting the access of all Australians to immoral websites, and i am looking for some suggestions as to  how we can manage to eradicate this curse forever. thanks in advance for any suggestions from the more decent among you, communists and preverts need not contribute thanks.

[chuk_77]

"a direct line to the porographers studio"

Well they'd hate that. Wouldnt they rather wait til its available as normal? No one would pay for the download if you get to see it as it happens in the studio 

[jethro_woolfe]

Mockery is water off of this ducks back.

[chuk_77]

i wasnt mocking. I was making an observation based on a comment you made. Thats called conversation

[jethro_woolfe]

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@chuk_77 wrote:

i wasnt mocking. I was making an observation based on a comment you made. Thats called conversation

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 I see.  I should apologise then as we don't converse in my home, i instruct them.

[the_great_she_elephant]

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@jethro_woolfe wrote:

Mockery is water off of this ducks back.

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And the Lord God said unto Jethro, I, the Lord  will not be mocked by this abomination that is the NBN.

Speak this warning to my people.  Let them turn away from this wickedness, or lo,  through their own keyboards will I smite them.

System failures will I rain down upon them from their desktops.

With viruses will I torment them in all their apps.

And when they hit the delete key, lo, shalll it crumble beneath their fingers and their sinfulness thus be engraved forever on their  screens while their hair stands falls out and their brains are scrambled in the hell that is electronic malfunction. 

[chuk_77]

Im thinking your wooden spoon is not big enough. 

Have this one

[azureline**]

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@jethro_woolfe wrote:

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@chuk_77 wrote:

i wasnt mocking. I was making an observation based on a comment you made. Thats called conversation

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 I see.  I should apologise then as we don't converse in my home, i instruct them.

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oh, have you a few children and lots of white goods?

[chuk_77]

az gets the prize

[jethro_woolfe]

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@the_great_she_elephant wrote:

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@jethro_woolfe wrote:

Mockery is water off of this ducks back.

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And the Lord God said unto Jethro, I, the Lord  will not be mocked by this abomination that is the NBN.

Speak this warning to my people.  Let them turn away from this wickedness, or lo,  through their own keyboards will I smite them.

System failures will I rain down upon them from their desktops.

With viruses will I torment them in all their apps.

And when they hit the delete key, lo, shalll it crumble beneath their fingers and their sinfulness thus be engraved forever on their  screens while their hair stands falls out and their brains are scrambled in the hell that is electronic malfunction. 

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whilst your skills as a wordsmith are obvious, the mockery of all that is good shows a soul in need of redemption. i have some excellent tracts, if you wish i could send some to you.

[newstart2380]

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@jethro_woolfe wrote:

There has been quite a lot of information in the press and elsewhere written about the cable to Hell known as the NBN.

as you are all probably aware, the cable is a direct line to the pornographers studios and other places evil flourishes. I believe from his tone and  pre-election speeches that our Prime Minister is aware of this, and intends to stop it in its tracks which is of course a good thing. The concern now is restricting the access of all Australians to immoral websites, and i am looking for some suggestions as to  how we can manage to eradicate this curse forever. thanks in advance for any suggestions from the more decent among you, communists and preverts need not contribute thanks.

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started as quite an intellegant post but as usual it has deteriorated into something not quite relating to the subject so not worth conversing about, what a shame jethro that some only want to condemn and not offer good constructive thought.