No Sex Please, We're The Utah National Guard

 US army officials investigate risque video of women with guns 

 

A risque video shot in conservative Utah featuring bikini-clad women firing high-powered weapons and riding in tanks for a pinup calendar has raised the ire of a pair of law enforcement agencies who suspect some of their equipment and officers may be in the film.
 

The Utah National Guard learned about it this past week and is determining if military equipment was used in the video, Lt. Col. Steven Fairbourn said. The Utah National Guard didn't give permission for the project, he said.

The Utah Department of Public Safety believes two of their officers are in the video wearing agency uniforms in violation of agency policies.

 

Both agencies criticize the video -- a promotional "behind the scenes" look at how they shot this year's "Hot Shots Calendar" -- for its edgy content. It features British women wearing camouflage bikinis and other tight clothing while shooting guns, riding in military-type vehicles and striking seductive poses.

 

"Productions of this kind are not in keeping with the values of the Utah National Guard nor its members," the National Guard said in a statement.


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Well, it is unlikely that a calendar displaying Mormon underwear would break any sales records............

 

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There is absolutely no way on this earth, that I would be game to comment on that photo. I am truly a coward.Smiley LOL

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Okay Jean, I will say it.

 

***with all guns blazing*****

 

That goatee has got to come off.Smiley LOL

 

DEB

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Okay Jean, I will say it.

 

***with all guns blazing*****

 

That goatee has got to come off.Smiley LOL

 

DEB


It does look like a bit like the map of Tasmania which has drifted to Queensland lol.

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Are you making fun of the Mormon religion now?

 

A Brief Guide To “Mormon Underwear”

 

What do they look like?

 

Garments today come in two pieces—a white undershirt, and white boxer brief-style shorts—and they contain small symbols meant to remind Mormons of the covenants they’ve made in the temple.

 

Some undershirts, like the one Romney appears to be wearing, have circular, low-cut necklines, while others resemble crew-cut t-shirts.

 

They also come in a variety of materials—cotton, polyester, silk, etc.—to accommodate different climates (a fact for which Mormon missionaries in subsaharan Africa are grateful).

 

Generally, wearing them takes some adjustment at first, but most Mormons report quickly growing accustomed to them. (Out of respect to Latter-day Saints, we are not posting photos of the garments here.)

 

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mckaycoppins/a-brief-guide-to-mormon-underwear#36mvz3z

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No more than I am making fun of fat guys in spandex thongs.........

 

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AAAAACK! My Eyes, my eyes!

 

looks a bit like that inflatable tree in Paris lol.

 

Before it got cut down.

 

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That is a mankini. I saw a young guy customer wearing one in a surf shop. Obviously a dare from his mates.
He looked 2000% better than that guy up there though.
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Risque? Is that how y'spell it?

 

Shoulden it be Rescue? Ay?

Darn good sock
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