Plibervola Outbreak :)

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Got a good laugh out of this one, he sure nailed her. Poor Bill had to try to cobble up some kind of response that didn't make him look like the empty showbag his comrades know he is.

Rowan Deans nails the posturing of  Plibersek:

Authorities within the Australian Labor Party were scrambling this week to try to contain an outbreak of the deadly Pliberbola virus, with frantic calls for the exposed leadership of Bill Shorten to be immediately quarantined…

The Pliberbola crisis came after Mr Shorten recklessly wandered into the national security debate with no protection against the extreme risk of being infected by a deadly dose of bipartisanship, caused by getting too close to Tony Abbott.

“Pliberbola is the most virulent strain of undergraduate socialism the world has ever seen,” said a spokesman for Mr Shorten…

The virus is believed to have mutated in the 1970s in the Democratic Republic of Marrickville in a freakish contact between batty undergraduates and hard-core Marxist union enforcers, or apes, which in turn infected the gibbering idealists of the Greens.

How the virus crossed the species barrier to infect normal, sane, rational human beings is not known, although the first identifiable case has long been rumoured to be a large man with a booming voice known only as Gough.

[debra9275]

huh?

where did you post the name of the author???

I must've missed that bit

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@polksaladallie wrote:

That's an Italian suppository.  

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"He might be thinking of Bolt."  :

Obscene and abhorrent innuendo violates CS rules.

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"He might be thinking of Bolt."  :

Obscene and abhorrent innuendo violates CS rules.

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He is the most read and followed journalist in Australia. His articles and his blog site are incontestable  that he writes and articulates what the majority of readers want to read. Majority being the operative word here

Twitter is for twits like Carlton to spew forth his hates  so it doesn't count and trying to equate it with twitter is desperate.

[cherry*135]

The source of the Article in the op is Andrew Bolt's blog (Daddy blogger?) that is where it is copied from.

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That is NOT the topic but you make it the topic to suit your agenda. Please try to stay on topic.

[debra9275]

how can that be called obscene, when our own illustrious leader  said  that no-one could be a suppository of wisdom

did he mean himself??

[purplecarrot-top]

Lol you are so funny.

[cherry*135]

Bolt is a right-wing ranter.

Bolt is a favourite of Ten’s chairman and 8.9% shareholder Lachlan Murdoch and big shareholder Gina Rinehart.

only reason his TV show doesn't get cut.

[debra9275]

he may say that, but it's not true

Carlton has 35. 3 K followers

bolt has 6075

those figures are very telling

I think the parody bolt's have more followers than the real one does  

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oooh somebody got out of bed on the wrong side this morning 😞

Take some advice and try to have a nice day if you can, rather than putting fires out on every thread ( I could have put something quite different there).

The topic is Plibersek makeing political mileage out of a human catastrophe. Please try to stay on topic.