Realism

[channys_mum]

Mother: Santa I want a magical unicorn for Christmas

Santa:  Be realistic

Mother: I want some peace and quiet for 5 mins and to be able to pee without someone knocking on the loo door

Santa:  What colour unicorn do you want

[tasfleur]

[lloydslights]

How to stop knocking on the door?  How to stop teenage daughter from slamming door?

Remove door.

DEB

[siggie-reported-by-alarmists]

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@lloydslights wrote:

How to stop knocking on the door?  How to stop teenage daughter from slamming door?

Remove door.

DEB

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 Lol..... so I'm not the only one who has done that.....it makes them think twice after they get their doors back....

[horizon1907]

Lock daughter out so you can wee in Peace. 🙂

[2106greencat]

You can wee in peace ??

dammmit

[horizon1907]

wee & **bleep** on Earth. ooops I meant Peace 🙂

[channys_mum]

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@siggie-reported-by-alarmists wrote:

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@lloydslights wrote:

How to stop knocking on the door?  How to stop teenage daughter from slamming door?

Remove door.

DEB

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 Lol..... so I'm not the only one who has done that.....it makes them think twice after they get their doors back....

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Was that you all those years ago on cw and people gave you such a hard time

[lionrose.7]

I would like to go to the loo and have a shower with out my cat, she sits and stares at me 🙂

[channys_mum]

I have explained to my dog that there is not a secret door in the bathroom and I will come back out the door that I went in.

Makes no difference really