Should gaffe prone alcoholics write opinion pieces?

[spotweldersfriend]

...for the Daily Telegraph.Vote now

[spotweldersfriend]

They are all baseless accusations peddled by the left wing press j*oono.That sort of behaviour is only found amongst the Labor party and unionists.

[amber-eyed-girl · Accepted solution]

Spot, put the Gordon's to one side and try a Tanqueray's no. Ten.

four times distilled. Small batch.

lyrical prose will flow alongside the alcohol.

[spotweldersfriend]

Ahh,a bottle of Tanqueray 10 or Monkey 47 and I become a latter day Tolstoy:-) hic