Some Saturday Night Funnies.

I stole this from facebook, maybe I am overtired, had too much wine or something but I found it funny. Surely it isn't serious?


 


IDIOT SIGHTING.

My daughter and I went through the McDonald's driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 note.
Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her 25c.
She said, 'you gave me too much money.'
I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar coin back.'
She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request.
I did so, and he handed me back the 25c, and said 'We're sorry but we don’t do that kind of thing.'
The cashier then proceeded to give me back 75 cents in change.
Do not confuse the people at MacD's.


IDIOT SIGHTING.

We had to have the garage door repaired.
The repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener.
I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.
He shook his head and said, 'You need a 1/4 horsepower.'
I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and he said, 'NOOO, it's not. Four is larger than two.'
We haven't used that repairman since...
IDIOT SIGHTING.

I live in a semi rural area.
We recently had a new neighbour call the local council P & W office to request the removal of the WOMBAT CROSSING sign on our road.
The reason: 'Too many wombats are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'
Story from Collingwood, Melbourne.

IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE.

My daughter went to a Mexican takeaway and ordered a taco.
She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.'
He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.
From Bankstown, Sydney.....

IDIOT SIGHTING.

I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,
'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?'
To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?'
He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'
This happened in Elizabeth S.A.

IDIOT SIGHTING.

The pedestrian light on the corner beeps when it's safe to cross the street.
I was crossing with an 'intellectually challenged' co-worker of mine.
She asked if I knew what the beeper was for.
I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded, 'what on earth are blind people doing driving?!'
She is a government employee in ATO Newcastle NSW AU.

IDIOT SIGHTING.

When my husband and I arrived at a car dealership to pick up our car after a service, we were told the keys had been locked in it.
We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver’s side door.
As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.
‘Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!'
His reply, 'I know. I already did that side.'

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Since when are there any wombats in Collingwood?  Let alone enough that warrants a wombat crossing sign?


 


I found them funny.


 


Iza, why do you always have to post information that 99.9% of us already know or are capable to look up

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 Once focused almost entirely on cognition, the definition now includes both a component relating to mental functioning and one relat...signs and symptoms. Non-syndromic mental retardation refers to intellectual deficits that appear wit...


 


The term intellectual disability or intellectually challenged is now preferred by most advocates in most English-speaking countries.


 


 


Patchoo do you really know an intellectually challenged teacher ?



 

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Correct me if I am wrong but the story / author was from Collingwood but the area concerning wombats was semi rural?

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Correct me if I am wrong but the story / author was from Collingwood but the area concerning wombats was semi rural?



 


Thought of as soon as I posted it ~embarassed~

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hmmm my reply disappeared.....


 


the only joke that mentioned the word 'tard was yours.

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Thought of as soon as I posted it ~embarassed~



hehehe.....wombat at the Collingwood animal farm though

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Iza, why do you always have to post information that 99.9% of us already know or are capable to look up


 



It was pretty clear that Patchoo didn't know the meaning of intellectually challenged ? 


 


 


Lots of people post a thread ,saying or asking and/or answering questions or


asking and answering things in a thread on this discussion board that could easily to be looked up don't they ? Haven't you ?


 


It's funny that it is such a big deal that I didn't find one joke funny ....

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A wombat eats roots and leaves. There's probably one in every town.


Some people can go their whole lives and never really live for a single minute.
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This little kid said to me "You've got autism!"
I replied "That's a big word for someone who can't be more than 2,861 days old."

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A wombat eats roots and leaves. There's probably one in every town.



 


Possums for sure.  I think Collingwood has 3times the amount of concrete as grass

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