on 02-08-2014 08:36 AM
Ode to the Rules
Community Spirit
Can really get with it
By posting a ditty,
A poem or a limerick.
It doesn't need to rhyme
Or be more than two lines
It can be sad or funny
About sunshine or bunnies.
The one with most kudos wins
There will also be a "judge's pick"
The judge is me and there will be
No dissent from thee or thee 😉 😉 😉
So, grab your pen and paper, too
Find inspiration from what's around you
Or go back to the past or into the future
Write on haute cuisine, or even haute couture 🙂
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on 02-08-2014 03:10 PM
Here I sit blank of mind
Words to write I can not find
Inspiration won't come to me
Therefore a lousy poet I will be
on 02-08-2014 03:45 PM
At first I thought what I needed to make my kitchen the best
Was something as humble as a spoonrest,
But as time went on my desires grew bolder
I yearned to own - a teabag holder!
Alas! My gadget lust was far from sated…
Feverishly I flicked through catalogues with breath bated,
I jmade the discovery that to be truly bourgeois
I needed to possess a shiny chinois!!!
But not just any old chinois will do,
Something so common may be fine for you
But what I crave, nay, what I demand
Is a shiny chinois with a stand!!!!
on 02-08-2014 07:24 PM
I call this Ode to a Troll....
Hello, its me, I’m the dummy spitter
I enjoy wrecking fun and being a PITA!
I’m not one to simply join in and play,
No, not me! I want my own way!
Nothing will stop me once it enters my head
to sook and whine and ruin your thread.
I poke and I prod, my disruption skills I doth hone
There’s nothing as annoying as a dog with a bone!
I’m not just nasty, annoying and juvenile,
I’m really quite irritating, and yes, even puerile.
I’m creepy and callous, I whinge and gripe,
My eyes half close as I furiously type…
To me this is all just a fun little game,
And I’m sure you are all aware of my name.
Everyone knows I lack self control
Yes that’s correct – I am a troll!!!
it helps to put it in the right thread
on 02-08-2014 07:31 PM
on 02-08-2014 07:42 PM
i have plenty more, i could give you a peek
but alas most would see me slapped into next week!
on 02-08-2014 10:53 PM
I thought I was Queen of the poets,
I thought that my rhymes were the best,
I thought that my versifications
Were better than all of the rest.
But now I shall just spit the dummy,
I'll pick up my pen and go home,
Cos Pepe has stole all my thunder
And writ a more betterer pome!
on 03-08-2014 12:09 AM
First Katy with the plan
For woman or man
To show what they can do
With a line or two
Then Channy popped in
And said with a grin
That words she can't find
In her poor old blank mind
Pepe jumps to the fore
Inviting all to explore
Her kitchen bourgois
Only lacking chinois
am3 has been edited
Her post can't be credited
It wasn't a rudo
She just said she'd kudo
Pepe comes back
She sure has the knack
And the need to extol
That pesky old troll
Flannie Annie's delighted
And wants pepe knighted
So she can offer a kiss
That would not be amiss
And here is she-ele
She is up from the tele
All agog and in wonder
Pepe has stolen her thunder
Oh what shall we do
Our poets are few
Such talent they've shown
Now who would have known
on 03-08-2014 12:16 AM
on 03-08-2014 12:57 AM
The jocks were a shock, and how we did mock
So many remain still amiss.
then Annie in flannies, sent Joz some more grundies
If only he looked just like this.
on 02-08-2014 03:10 PM
on 02-08-2014 03:31 PM
on 02-08-2014 03:41 PM
on 02-08-2014 03:45 PM
At first I thought what I needed to make my kitchen the best
Was something as humble as a spoonrest,
But as time went on my desires grew bolder
I yearned to own - a teabag holder!
Alas! My gadget lust was far from sated…
Feverishly I flicked through catalogues with breath bated,
I jmade the discovery that to be truly bourgeois
I needed to possess a shiny chinois!!!
But not just any old chinois will do,
Something so common may be fine for you
But what I crave, nay, what I demand
Is a shiny chinois with a stand!!!!
on 02-08-2014 04:01 PM
LOLOL That was brilliant Pepe!
on 02-08-2014 04:05 PM
thank you *curtsies*
on 02-08-2014 04:40 PM
02-08-2014 04:46 PM - edited 02-08-2014 04:47 PM
Sorry, katyd my poetic skills are non-existant. I will kudo as an observer.
02-08-2014 04:46 PM - edited 02-08-2014 04:47 PM