on โ02-08-2014 08:36 AM
Ode to the Rules
Community Spirit
Can really get with it
By posting a ditty,
A poem or a limerick.
It doesn't need to rhyme
Or be more than two lines
It can be sad or funny
About sunshine or bunnies.
The one with most kudos wins
There will also be a "judge's pick"
The judge is me and there will be
No dissent from thee or thee ๐ ๐ ๐
So, grab your pen and paper, too
Find inspiration from what's around you
Or go back to the past or into the future
Write on haute cuisine, or even haute couture ๐
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on โ02-08-2014 05:07 PM
on โ02-08-2014 07:24 PM
I call this Ode to a Troll....
Hello, its me, Iโm the dummy spitter
I enjoy wrecking fun and being a PITA!
Iโm not one to simply join in and play,
No, not me! I want my own way!
Nothing will stop me once it enters my head
to sook and whine and ruin your thread.
I poke and I prod, my disruption skills I doth hone
Thereโs nothing as annoying as a dog with a bone!
Iโm not just nasty, annoying and juvenile,
Iโm really quite irritating, and yes, even puerile.
Iโm creepy and callous, I whinge and gripe,
My eyes half close as I furiously typeโฆ
To me this is all just a fun little game,
And Iโm sure you are all aware of my name.
Everyone knows I lack self control
Yes thatโs correct โ I am a troll!!!
it helps to put it in the right thread
on โ02-08-2014 07:26 PM
You're so good at this
on โ02-08-2014 07:31 PM
on โ02-08-2014 07:42 PM
i have plenty more, i could give you a peek
but alas most would see me slapped into next week!
on โ02-08-2014 07:51 PM
there should be an amnesty for competitions
on โ02-08-2014 08:40 PM
For those who missed it...you forgot the bleach ๐
on โ02-08-2014 10:53 PM
I thought I was Queen of the poets,
I thought that my rhymes were the best,
I thought that my versifications
Were better than all of the rest.
But now I shall just spit the dummy,
I'll pick up my pen and go home,
Cos Pepe has stole all my thunder
And writ a more betterer pome!
on โ03-08-2014 12:09 AM
First Katy with the plan
For woman or man
To show what they can do
With a line or two
Then Channy popped in
And said with a grin
That words she can't find
In her poor old blank mind
Pepe jumps to the fore
Inviting all to explore
Her kitchen bourgois
Only lacking chinois
am3 has been edited
Her post can't be credited
It wasn't a rudo
She just said she'd kudo
Pepe comes back
She sure has the knack
And the need to extol
That pesky old troll
Flannie Annie's delighted
And wants pepe knighted
So she can offer a kiss
That would not be amiss
And here is she-ele
She is up from the tele
All agog and in wonder
Pepe has stolen her thunder
Oh what shall we do
Our poets are few
Such talent they've shown
Now who would have known
on โ03-08-2014 12:16 AM