The complain about Martin thread

[martinw-48]

To consolidate complaints about me.
Rather than having to go to every thread I've made and turn it into a whinge about me I'll make it easier

[the_great_she_elephant]

Martin wrote:To consolidate complaints about me.
Rather than having to go to every thread I've made and turn it into a whinge about me I'll make it easier.

I thought I'd throw in a poetic complaint,

While others your failings were charting

But alI I could think of that rhymes with your name

Was (a word that starts with f and would probaby get me into a lot of trouble if I posted it here - even without the g.)

[ecar3483]

There once was a man called Martin

who in and out of threads

was forever dartin'

I tire of this, he said

so I'll make my own thread

and you're right, there's not a lot of words that you could use that rhyme with Martin, ha ha...

Come on, i gave it a go, ha ha...

🙂

[joztamps]

This thread proves what I've always thought, namely that you're an egotistical twit.

[hannahmallory]

Startin'

[davidc4430]

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@lyhargr_0 wrote:

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@martinw-48 wrote:
Thanks lion.
My life is on hold ATM.
I'm looking forward to going back to community car driving because they're missing me there.
Especially the coordinator.
I'm the driver that does most of the out of town driving

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They are advertising for drivers, 'cause they are short of them atm

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[ecar3483]

Thanks, Hannah...

I hadn't thought of Startin', and good old Google didn't help me much when I went looking for synonyms.

Startin', that fits well, thank you.

🙂

[davewil1964]

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@ecar3483 wrote:

Thanks, Hannah...

I hadn't thought of Startin', and good old Google didn't help me much when I went looking for synonyms.

Startin', that fits well, thank you.

🙂

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Google should hang their collective heads in shame. Imagine them thinking that a synonym was a word with a similar meaning, when it apparently means a rhyme these days.

[the_great_she_elephant]

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@joztamps wrote:

This thread proves what I've always thought, namely that you're an egotistical twit.

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Calling this thread egotistical

Could well be dubbed antagonistical

One almost might say

It was spite on display

And an absence of wisdom logistical

[martinw-48]

Lyhargr, as a rule very few people do volunteer work overall.

It's been extremely difficult for me because it's caused a lot of trouble with WDEA.

Volunteer work is no longer a mutual obligation activity for under 55's and my EC threatened to cut me off my benifits if I continued to do it because I should be using all my time to apply for work.

I had to lie and say that I stopped doing it.
Which goes against everything I am.
I don't ever want to lie about anything

[martinw-48]

t g s e, yes there's not much that rhymes with Martin except for the obvious.
There is Martian though.
So at school that was a favourite.
Martin the Martian
At the time I would have loved to be living on Mars but now Elon Musk wants to go there I wouldn't want to be caught dead there.
I'm pretty certain that Elon won't actually go there he'll just send other people.
Pretty pointless being mega rich on a planet where you don't need money