TONY ABBOTT - KIRRIBILLI'S PEST CONTROL EXPERT.
Tony Abbott, the Australian Prime Minister walked into a Chinese curio shop in China Town Sydney...
While looking around at the exotic merchandise, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized, bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but was so incredibly striking, Tony decided he must have it. He took it to the old shop owner and asked, "How much for the bronze rat?"
"Ahhh, you have chosen wisely sir ! It is $12 for the rat and $100 for the story," said the wise old man.
Tony quickly pulled out twelve dollars. I'll just take the rat, you can keep the story."
As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, Tony noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and had begun following him down the street. This was a bit disconcerting, so he began walking faster.
A couple blocks later, he looked behind him and saw to his horror the herd of rats behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began squealing.
Sweating now, Tony began to trot towards Circular Quay on Sydney Harbour.
Again, after a couple blocks, he looked around only to discover that the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, and were squealing and coming toward him faster and faster.
Terrified, he ran to the edge of Circular Quay and threw the bronze rat as far as he could into Sydney Harbour.
Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the harbour after the bronze rat and were all drowned.
Tony Abbott walked back to the curio shop in Chinatown.
"Ahhh," said the owner, "You come back for story?"
"No sir," said the Prime Minister, "I came back to see if you have a bronze Bill Shorten."