Visiting Irishman From UK

[tommy.irene]

Hi everyone ..top o the morning to ye..just passing by..though I would call in to see you

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[cee-dee]

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/news/nestle-responds-to-shrinking-quality-str...

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http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/news/nestle-responds-to-shrinking-quality-str...

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Illegal Immigrants Poem I cross ocean, poor and broke. Take bus, see employment folk. Nice man treat me good in there. Say I need to see welfare. Welfare say, 'You come no more, we send cash right to your door.' Welfare cheques - they make you wealthy! NHS - it keep you healthy! By and by, get plenty money. Thanks to you, you British dummy! Write to friends in motherland. Tell them 'come fast as you can.' They come in turbans and Ford trucks, And buy big house with welfare bucks! They come here, we live together. More welfare cheques, it just gets better! Fourteen families, moving in, But neighbour's patience wearing thin. Finally, British guy moves away. Now I buy his house, then I say, 'Find more immigrants for house to rent.' And in the yard I put a tent. Everything is very good, And soon we own the neighbourhood. We have hobby, it's called breeding. Welfare pay for baby feeding. Kids need dentist? Wives need pills? We get free! We got no bills! British crazy! They work all year, to keep the welfare running here. We think UK darn good place. Too darn good for British race! If they no like us, they can scram. Got lots of room for them now, in Afghanistan

[tommy.irene]

You may not believe in this but the advice is great! Read all the way down...1. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. 2. Marry a man or woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. 3. Don’t believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. 4. When you say, “I love you”, mean it. 5. When you say, “I’m sorry”, look the person in the eye. 6. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. 7. Believe in love at first sight. 8. Never laugh at anyone’s dreams. People who don’t have dreams don’t have much. 9. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it’s the only way to live life completely. 10. In disagreements, fight fairly. Please No name calling. 11. Don’t judge people by their relatives. 12. Talk slowly but think quickly. 13. When someone asks you a question you don’t want to answer, smile and ask, “Why do you want to know?” 14. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk. 15. Say “bless you” when you hear someone sneeze. 16. When you lose, don’t lose the lesson. 17. Remember the three R’s: a) Respect for self; b) Respect for others; c) Responsibility for all your actions. 18. Don’t let a little dispute injure a great friendship. 19. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it. 20. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice. 21. Spend some time alone. 22. All these principles will be ours ONLY when we put them to practice...

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