A man is alone in an airport lounge. A beautiful woman walks in and sit down at the table next to him. Because she's wearing a uniform, he quickly concludes that she's probably an off-duty flight attendant. He leans across to her and says the British Airways motto: “ To Fly. To Serve. " The woman looks at him blankly... He sits back and thinks up another line. He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto: “ Winning the hearts of the world." Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face. Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysia Airlines motto:” Going beyond expectations" The woman looks at him sternly and says, "What the hell do you want?" "Aha," he says, "RYAN AIR "
Tommy Loves Everyone... Im a 75 year old nutcase..
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