Hasam and Habib are street beggars. They beg in different areas of London. Habib begs just as long as Hasam but only collects £2 to £3 every day. Hasam brings home a suitcase FULL of £10 notes,drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend. Habib says to Hasam 'I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day?' Hasam says, 'Look at your sign, what does it say'? Habib's sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'. Hasam says 'No wonder you only get £2-3.' Habib says, 'So what does your sign say'? Hasam shows Habib his sign. It reads, 'I only need another £10 to move back to Syria.'
Tommy Loves Everyone... Im a 75 year old nutcase..