MAKE WOMAN HAPPY All married men will attest to some real wisdom in this message โฆโฆIn the world of romance, one single rule applies: MAKE THE WOMAN HAPPY! Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes, and points are subtracted. You donโt get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, thatโs the way the game is played. Here is a non-exhaustive guide to the point system: SIMPLE DUTIES You make the bed. (+1) You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillows. (-10) You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets. (-3) You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) in the rain (+8) But return with Old Monk. (-5) PROTECTIVE DUTIES You check out a suspicious noise at night. (+1) You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing. (0) You check out a suspicious noise, and it is something. (+5) You pummel it with an iron rod. (+10) Itโs her pet poodle . (-20) SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS You stay by her side for the entire party. (+1) You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with an old school friend. (-2) Named Tina (-10) Tina is a dancer. (-10) Tina is single. (-40) HER BIRTHDAY You take her out to dinner. (+2) You take her out to dinner, and itโs not a sports bar. (+3) Okay, itโs a sports bar. (-2) And its all-you-can-eat night. (-3) Itโs a sports bar, itโs all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team. (-10) A NIGHT OUT You take her to a movie. (+1) You take her to a movie she likes. (+5) You take her to a movie you hate. (+6) You take her to a movie you like. (-2) Itโs called โDeath Cop.โ (-3) You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans. (-15) YOUR PHYSIQUE You develop a noticeable potbelly. (-15) You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it. (+10) You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts. (-30) You say, โIt doesnโt matter, you have one too.โ (-80) THE BIG QUESTION She asks, โDo I look fat?โ (-5) (Yes, you lose points no matter what) You hesitate in responding. (-10) You reply, โWhere?โ (-35) You give any other response. (-20) COMMUNICATION When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression. (+2) You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50) You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV. (+500) She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep. (-4000) Send this on to all of the gentlemen you know to refresh them on the point system:)
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