Scousers Excuses To Avoid Work
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned: couldn't concentrate.
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Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
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After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. Mainly because it was a so-so job.
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Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was exhausting.
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I worked as a pilot but eventually got grounded for taking off too much.
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Then I tried teaching, but I couldn't make the grade.
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I spent a few years as a Psychiatrist, but everyone's problems drove me crazy.
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I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn't cut it.
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Then I tried to be a chef--figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.
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I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.
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My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.
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I was a pretty good eye doctor, but I could not stay focused on the job.
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I worked a long time as a doctor.
I gave it my best shot, but I didn't have enough patients.
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Next was a job in a shoe factory, but it never touched my sole.
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The Energizer Battery Company hired me, but then expected me to keep going, and going, and going...
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I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
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Thought about becoming a witch, so I tried that for a spell.
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I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.
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I got a job at a zoo feeding giraffes, but I was fired because I wasn't up to it.
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So then I got a job in a gymnasium (work-out-center), but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
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Of course, I tried being a secretary, but it turned out not to be my type of work.
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My years as an exterminator were pretty good, but I got tired of the rat race.
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Next, I found being an electrician interesting, but the work was shocking even thought it kind of turned me on.
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I was a gardener for a while, but I didn't grow with the job even though I was racking in the money.
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My career as a comedian was a stand-up success, but the critics thought I was a big joke.
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After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian, until I realized there was no future in it.
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My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.
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You got any ideas? I'm opened for suggestions......maybe you have something that works - Cause I don't!
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