What does Abbott and a turtle have in common?

red_wolfey
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Re: What does Abbott and a turtle have in common?

turtles have no place on a chessboard.

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Re: What does Abbott and a turtle have in common?

 

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http://animal.discovery.com/tv-shows/call-of-the-wildman/lists/10-weird-turtle-facts.htm

 

"Sure, turtles and tortoises are weird. They're egg-laying, scaly reptiles with oval-shaped hard shells.

 

They lumber around incredibly slowly and have wrinkly, bald heads that make them look like  old men.

And let's not forget their signature ability to retract their heads inside their shells when they're frightened.

But believe it or not, these animals can get even weirder.

Alligator Snapping Turtles Lure Prey With Their Tongues

Males Select Potential Mates By Sniffing Tails"

 

http://animal.discovery.com/tv-shows/call-of-the-wildman/photos/turtleman-pictures.htm

 

GOOGLE: Jakarta Post

 

"Unconfirmed reports have surfaced that covert electronic monitoring has intercepted unusual yodelling turtle taming

 

dialogue between high ranking Asian politicians and Ernie "wildman"  Brown Jr."

 

 **inserts wildman yodel here**

 

 

 

 

 

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They both move at the same speed when it comes to stopping boats.
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Cowabunga Dude
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Re: What does Abbott and a turtle have in common?


@topsidesoul wrote:

@newstart2380 wrote:

@red_wolfey wrote:

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If you have nothing nice to say, say nothing at all, I think your comments are disgusting no matter which party one follows.


I didn't read any complaints from you when Nero_wulf would post cartoons.

 

 

Go back through them all, not one...

Are you taking the high ground now? or feigning  being by partsin?..


If you go bak you will see I never commented on any cartoons other than to say I thought they were disgusting, this goes for both skides of politics.

The problem with your cartoons is mainly that it is the office of the PM that you are demeaning just as much as the person who holds that position. shows very little respect for the leader of our country no matter who it is.


Keep it nice, I might cry if you write anything upsetting (like not)
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There once was a turtle named Tony,

 

Kicked onto a post by his pony,

 

He struggled and struggled,

 

Became all befuddled,

 

And suddenly felt very lonely.

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"And suddenly felt very lonely."

 

What does having a majority mean? However,  having a nagging PPTSD disposition   explains the differential2.jpg

 

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@newstart2380 wrote:

@red_wolfey wrote:

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If you have nothing nice to say, say nothing at all, I think your comments are disgusting no matter which party one follows.

 
Like these from you newstart2380?

 

 

 

http://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Heres-another-good-laugh/m-p/290797/highlight/true#...

Heres another good laugh

Heaven and Hell

While on her morning ride on her broomstick, Prime Minister Julia Gillard falls off, has a heart attack and dies because the 'accident and emergency' dept at her nearest hospital is too understaffed to treat her in time.

So her soul arrives in Heaven and she is met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'Welcome to Heaven,' says Saint Peter, 'Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a Socialist around these parts, so we're not sure what to do with you.'

 

 

newstart2380:No, wrong again, I don't know JG so I don't know whether or not she is "bad" as you put it.

 

She may be a very nice person out of the pubic eye ( I don't know) BUT I have no respect for someone who unashamedly lies, makes false promises to win an election and misleads the public who elected her carry out those promises.

 

You may say "OH but things change" yes they do but she was adamant when she made those promises and has never admitted she may have made a mistake.

 

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Some people have very short memories it appears.

 

Anyone that thinks there won't be cartoons (funny, critical, whatever) of any current PM published frequently, is in denial.

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