What's the phrase of annoyance that floats your boat?

[Anonymous]

I was just reading one the CS threads and had a giggle at youcandoit's post;

Geez this grinds my gears! 

I've used this phrase;

That really gets my goat (and wondered if it should be goad instead).

The fact I have no idea what it means is quite irrelevant. 

Anyway... what's the phrase that floats your boat?

Please share it with us. 

[margomeoz]

I only open my mouth to change feet.

It's enough to make an onion cry.

[twyngwyn]

He's a roo short in the top paddock

[Anonymous]

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@illicit69 wrote:

One I particularly like is "There’s many a slip twixt the cup and the lip". Oh, so very true! 

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I did need to read this one a few times before the penny dropped...  LOL!

[serendipityricho]

Brick short of a bbq.

Sandwich short of a picnic.

Not the sharpest tool in the shed.

[icyfroth]

How about "a fool and his money is soon parted"?

That happened to me today playing the poker machines

[izabsmiling]

go off like frogs in socks

[icyfroth]

"over my dead body" lol

[izabsmiling]

My giddy Aunt

My giddy Godfather