What was your first world problem today?

I had one in Coles.

 

The deli server asked who was first (because they NEVER use the **bleep**ING ticket system, am I right?) and I indicated truthfully that the (well-fed) woman to my left  was first.

 

Stupid me.

 

Well-fed woman had to taste everything before she asked for it all to be specially sliced for her.  Already sliced turkey breast or ham wasn't good enough for her, no siree! She neeeded THICK slices of everything.

 

Deli server: "Is this thick enough madam?"

 

Well-fed woman: "Hmm let me see....."

 

Oh, and then she insisted that she only have 400 grams and ONLY 400 grams of all the stuff she had tatsed and asked to be specially sliced just for her.  I think she had her lunch at the deli counter...

 

ARGH!!!



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@the*scarlet*pimpernel wrote:

my electric one is like that, took me ages to work out why the dratted thing wouldnt work Smiley LOL


Good to know I'm not the only one who's been caught out by their trickster oven  😄

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Premature schweppervescence.

All fizz and pop when the cap was twisted, then no action in the glass. Totally flat.





Brand new tonic water.

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you know ...the bosses who aren't really bosses (they are just the same as everyone else with no authority over anyone)   but think they are .The bored police

 

today I am not so tired and can LOL

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OMG, my first world problem is that I,d love to watch a train wreck but I need to study and submit.
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my man just told me "don't let the **bleep**s wear you down...keep going"

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@love*today wrote:
OMG, my first world problem is that I,d love to watch a train wreck but I need to study and submit.

I know that  you would love it.....unless the roles were reversed 

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Ohhhh you love it! You basically beg for it. Not sure what people get from this though.....weird
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@izabsmiling wrote:

you know ...the bosses who aren't really bosses (they are just the same as everyone else with no authority over anyone)   but think they are .The bored police

 

today I am not so tired and can LOL


Wow!

I'm amazed by the interpretation.

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The powers off for 6 hours and the gennie is near empty

 

....bugger...

 

it's off to town for some fossil fuel..........

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I'm really craving a cappuccino and muffin for breakfast, but the cafe on the beach is closed on Tuesdays. I'm going to have to go up into town to satisfy my needs. 😞
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