What was your first world problem today?

[buzzlightyearsgirlfriend]

I had one in Coles.

The deli server asked who was first (because they NEVER use the **bleep**ING ticket system, am I right?) and I indicated truthfully that the (well-fed) woman to my left  was first.

Stupid me.

Well-fed woman had to taste everything before she asked for it all to be specially sliced for her.  Already sliced turkey breast or ham wasn't good enough for her, no siree! She neeeded THICK slices of everything.

Deli server: "Is this thick enough madam?"

Well-fed woman: "Hmm let me see....."

Oh, and then she insisted that she only have 400 grams and ONLY 400 grams of all the stuff she had tatsed and asked to be specially sliced just for her.  I think she had her lunch at the deli counter...

ARGH!!!

[punch*drunk]

I had to try and put a flat sheet onto a double bed.........I've since decided fitted sheets were one of the best things ever invented.

[tasfleur]

I made some cupcakes yesterday and the tops flopped into irregular volcanic fumeroles ... what to do because they were for a work meeting supper ... so I hacked all the tops off with a sabre toothed knife, made a ghastly thick icing and using an icing bag with a half moon shaped nozzle, piped enough on to resemble genuine mudslides from eruptions, and called them "Krakatoas" ...... they were gobbled down by the gannets who loved them, but they'll never know ....  

[katymatey*]

Tas you could have tossed some of that crackling candy stuff on there as well. Sound effects.

[lyndal1838]

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@punch*drunk wrote:

I had to try and put a flat sheet onto a double bed.........I've since decided fitted sheets were one of the best things ever invented.

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Flat sheets are easy to put on, but very difficult to keep them on and flat.

[tasfleur]

Now there's a plan Katy, next time that's exactly what I'll do ... 

[youcandoityoucandoityoucandoit]

My peppermint crisp (yum) has broken into a gazillion shards and I have to tip the pack up to my mouth to eat it. grrrr

[bluecat*dancing]

I can't find the remote control.

[youcandoityoucandoityoucandoit]

hey bluecat!  

Have you found the remote yet?