Yippee! I'm rich AGAIN.

[rabbitearbandicoot]

OFFICE OF THE AUDITOR/ ACCOUNTANT- GENERAL
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
TEL:+234-8061325997
OUR REF: AGN/0981NG-XXGN YOUR REF:


HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY

REFERENCE TO A SERIOUS AND LENGTHY MEETING HELD TODAY THE 12TH DAY OF JAN, 2015 BY THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS/FINANCIAL AUDITORS, ON YOUR BEHALF.IT WAS DECIDED IN YOUR OWN INTEREST THAT YOUR LONG AWAITED OVERDUE PAYMENT SHOULD BE RELEASE TO YOU IMMEDIATELY WITHOUT ANY DELAY.

THE NIGERIA GOVERNMENT HAS DECIDED/SIGNED THAT YOUR LONG AWAITED OVERDUE PAYMENT SHOULD BE IMMEDIATELY RELEASE TO YOU IN LINE WITH OUR AGREEMENT WITH UNITED NATIONS, IN MODALITIES TO SANITIZE THE IMAGE OF OUR COUNTRY FROM SEVERAL REPORTS WE HAVE RECEIVED FROM THE INTERNATIONAL AGENCIES. HOWEVER, I WRITE TO INFORM YOU THAT YOU ARE RECEIVING YOUR PAYMENT THROUGH A (CERTIFIED BANK DRAFT ) PAYMENT WHICH HAS BEEN DESIGNATED AND SIGNED TODAY TO YOUR OWN FAVOR.

YOU ARE THEREFORE ADVICE TO TREAT THIS EMAIL WITH TOP URGENCY FOR YOUR FUND RELEASE, BECAUSE WE ARE MAKING SURE THAT YOUR OVERDUE PAYMENT IS RELEASE TO YOU IN LINE WITH OUR AGREEMENTS WITH (UN) TO RELEASE ALL OUTSTANDING PAYMENT WHO ARE YET TO RECEIVE THERE FUND LAST YEAR SEASON.SO IN OUR QUEST TO SERVE YOU BETTER,WE THEREFORE ADVICE THAT YOU KINDLY RECONFIRM ALL YOUR DETAIL'S FOR PROPER VERIFICATIONS AND TO ENSURE THAT WE ARE DEALING WITH THE RIGHTFUL BENEFICIARY FUND OWNER AND RECIPIENT TO THIS EMAIL.

(1)FULL NAME
(2)CONTACT HOME ADDRESS
(3)DIRECT TELEPHONE /FAX NUMBER
(4)PASSPORT IDENTIFICATION

CONGRATULATIONS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU

YOURS FAITHFULLY,
MR.ABRAHAM MARTINS
ACCOUNTANT- GENERAL OF FEDERATION

If I am missing for a while, it's because I have flown to Nigeria to claim my money....

[siggie-reported-by-alarmists]

Tell em their dreaming......lol.

[rabbitearbandicoot]

the thing that worries me - one day I'm going to get a genuine one and into the bin it will go 

[imastawka]

I particularly like this bit

   IN MODALITIES TO SANITIZE THE IMAGE OF OUR COUNTRY 

[tasfleur]

[cmcoins2000]

Give us a break.

HOW MUCH.

[lionrose.7]

hahah Wonder how much you will get.

I have won every lottery around the world and my family seem to be related to mining managers that seem to have car accidents regularly and die !!!!!!

[cmcoins2000]

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@imastawka wrote:

I particularly like this bit

   IN MODALITIES TO SANITIZE THE IMAGE OF OUR COUNTRY 

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Perhaps ours could do with a little of this also.

[gec2002]

Dear Mr. Abraham Martins

Happy New Year to you and your family also.

Thank you I am very interested in your offer, however I am very concerned that the Australian Taxation Office will take a very large part of the funds.  Please do not show this email to anybody or I could finish up in jail.  What I propose we do is I will keep the funds in your bank account.  I will just remove what I need a liitle at a time and I will pay you 10% for doing nothing.

All I need is

1.  Your Bank Details

2.  Your Bank Password

I look forward to working with you

Yours sincerly 

Mr I Love Scambaiting

[the_great_she_elephant]

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@rabbitearbandicoot wrote:

the thing that worries me - one day I'm going to get a genuine one and into the bin it will go 

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Speaking of which,  I've just had a really odd phone call. When I answered the phone an automated voice (female) said: Please take a moment to help a desperate pet owner who has paid for this short message." At that point I hung up - as I always do with automated calls, but now i am feeling a bit guilty and wondering if it was really some kind of scam or  a genuine plea for help from someone whose beloved pet has either been lost or stolen.