CAPITALISM:
You have two cows, sell one and buy a bull. You then get calves, repeat the process and increase your earning potential and asset base.
SOCIALISM:
You have two cows. You give one to your neighbour. They both die from inquiries, red tape and bad management.
COMMUNISM:
You have two cows. You give both to the government and the government gives you some of the milk.
FASCISM:
You have two cows. You keep both, You give all of the milk to the government and the government sells part of that milk back to you.
THE GREENS:
You have two cows. The government shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain.
NAZISM:
You have two cows. The government shoots you and takes the cows.
Some people can go their whole lives and never really live for a single minute.
