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Men are so hopeless at doing anything except drinking beer and watching tv that they should be banned from all other activities so that women may do everything right the first time and I'm not being sarcastic
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gleee58
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@wilk1149 wrote:
Men are so hopeless at doing anything except drinking beer and watching tv that they should be banned from all other activities so that women may do everything right the first time and I'm not being sarcastic

Oh you poor thing. Sounds like you got yourself a bad one.

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@gleee58 wrote:

@wilk1149 wrote:
Men are so hopeless at doing anything except drinking beer and watching tv that they should be banned from all other activities so that women may do everything right the first time and I'm not being sarcastic

Oh you poor thing. Sounds like you got yourself a bad one.


'Millstone' comes to mind.

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No, I am male.
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aps1080
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@wilk1149 wrote:
Men are so hopeless at doing anything except drinking beer and watching tv that they should be banned from all other activities so that women may do everything right the first time and I'm not being sarcastic

Really ?

 

Is that all ?

 

I thnk you forgot "lying on the couch, farting and snorting while asleep even when you are doing the vacuuming" Smiley LOL

 

 

Anyway, I don't drink beer or have a TV so can't be true ! Smiley LOL

 

 

 

 

 

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jds_noise
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I can write my name in the snow!

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@wilk1149 wrote:
Men are so hopeless at doing anything except drinking beer and watching tv that they should be banned from all other activities so that women may do everything right the first time and I'm not being sarcastic

I don't understand.....you sound a tad sarcastic.

 

DEB

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@wilk1149 wrote:
Men are so hopeless at doing anything except drinking beer and watching tv that they should be banned from all other activities so that women may do everything right the first time and I'm not being sarcastic

I've always liked men I think they have their own unique set of good points and given current equality of the sexes i think you could  apply that desciption to a few women. Smiley Very Happy

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@wilk1149 wrote:
Men are so hopeless at doing anything except drinking beer and watching tv that they should be banned from all other activities so that women may do everything right the first time and I'm not being sarcastic

That may all be true, but without us...what would you compare yourselves to?

 

And I think, apart from the comparative use, my wife keeps me around purely for eliminating mice and spiders!

 

And cooking the barbie,

And chauffeuring her around,

And the washing,

And making the bed,

And cooking tea,

And making her a cuppa,

And giving her a footrub,

And being her footwarmer in bed, etc...

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@evil_akuma_2002 wrote:

@wilk1149 wrote:
Men are so hopeless at doing anything except drinking beer and watching tv that they should be banned from all other activities so that women may do everything right the first time and I'm not being sarcastic

That may all be true, but without us...what would you compare yourselves to?

 

And I think, apart from the comparative use, my wife keeps me around purely for eliminating mice and spiders!

 

And cooking the barbie,

And chauffeuring her around,

And the washing,

And making the bed,

And cooking tea,

And making her a cuppa,

And giving her a footrub,

And being her footwarmer in bed, etc...


 

Or in my case, my GF keeps me around purely for eliminating mice and Huntsmen spiders !

 

And chauffeuring her around !

And for going shopping with !

And making her a cuppa !

 

I think I better find some more things she needs more for, that list is a bit bare Smiley LOL

 

 

 

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