the nothing ,anything ,everything thread

This is a thread with no particular

Topic so no one can be off topic 🙂

 

So if anyone out there has something 

To say about anything you like now

Is your chance

 

Keep it clean 

 

And be nice 

 

See how long that lasts

 

Can we keep politics and religion out 

Of the conversation 

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Good morning all ...  Heart

 

A cold but gorgeous day here on the funny little island!  Frost as far as I can see towards the mountains and everything seems to be sparkling, it's beautiful.

 

Just having a laugh scrolling back through the thread;  all the funny pictures that bring a smile to an early day which will be productively busy until lunchtime, and then >>>>>> the rest of the day is mine, mine, mine ... all mine ... Woman LOL

 

Hope you are all going to have a splendid and peaceful day?

 

A new little fence being put up here next week .. the birds won't be pleased until it's finished ... and then perhaps we can find some time to get the telescope set up and get out one night into the mountains and see what we can see. 

 

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A very young cockatoo visited this afternoon...

"I'm exploring!" he said, proudly, as he prowled the garden, tasting things... ha ha.

I don't know much about those mushrooms, except that they've lived out their useful lives, but it would seem that they taste awful, ha ha...

The "Eew! Yuk! That tastes horrible!" look on his face was priceless, ha ha...

Walking around the garden with him, actually that's probably more accurately described as tagging along, about three feet behind, ha ha, is  fun...

Everything's okay as long as he's heading in one direction, but if he decides to stop, and turn back, then I'm left with few options, unless I want to receive the scowling of a lifetime, the penalty for not getting out of his way, fast enough... ha ha.

He stopped, suddenly, as if the importance of his announcement required that he was standing still... ha ha...

"I'm on my own" he said, proudly...

I nodded, looking to the treetops... One... Two... Oh, half a dozen birds who were innocently sunning themselves, in a position that coincidentally gave them a clear view over the garden... ha ha.

That's the thing about being independent", I said... "It's all about being independent...", ha ha.

For all I know those birds were innocently sunning themselves... Weren't they? (Innocent tone of voice...) ha ha.

He is loved beyond a measure that he can count...

And I'm flattered that his watchers watched on, quietly, trusting me to walk with him as he occupied himself with his latest adventure... ha ha...

 

Meanwhile, on the other side of the garden, two old man birds passed the day sleeping in a tree, happy, comfortable, at home in the place they call home...

 

 

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At least he's keeping his ducks in a row...

 

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-05-15/ducks-on-busy-brisbane-motorway-get-police-escort-to-safety/1...

 

As if nobody else has used that terrible pun, ha ha...

 

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I was at the polling station, waiting in the corridor when the young lady at the door saw me standing there with a stick...

She asked me if I wanted a chair and I said "No thanks, I don't think I've got room in the house for another one...", ha ha...

It raised a smile... that's all that matters... ha ha.

 

I stopped for a chat with one of the pamphlet wavers on the way in...

"Are those banners hanging on the fence going to be used again?", I asked...

"I don't know, Mate...", he said, "They're not my responsibility..."...

"Pity", I said, "One of those stretched over a rabbit hutch would probably make it more waterproof..."...

He looked thoughtful for a moment and said "What about chooks?"...

I said "Nah, Mate, you don't want to use chooks, they struggle too much..."...

We had a good laugh at that... ha ha...

 

It must be a fairly thankless task being a volunteer at a polling station, having to deal with all kinds of people, as they would...

Unless they volunteer at a polling station where every second person has a clever quip to share, then I'm sure that by the end of the day they'd be more than glad to go home... ha ha.

 

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I'll give you something to eat at four o'clock, I told the birds...

Which is why, at ten to four, I'm being being Summoned... ha ha...

The days are getting shorter.... therefore, four o'clock, by the clock, isn't relevant...

What matters is that there's less daylight, and so, less time for eating, so this "Four O'clock" of mine is obviously a nonsense concept...

I should be adjusting my schedule to suit theirs, and not imposing some unrealistic expectations upon them... ha ha...

Or, in short, we're here, and we're hungry!... Do something about it!! ha ha...

 

All I can say is roll on the Solstice, or I'll end up sharing lunch with this lot, ha ha...

 

 

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It was getting dark and I could hear one of the old man cockatoos up on the roof, chuckling and cackling...

I went out to take a look, and it was both old men, running up and down the ridge cap on the roof, chuckling, cackling and generally having a grand time, ha ha...

After a bit I said to them "Come on you two, it's bed time..."...

They paused, and then ran down the roof towards the apple tree and climbed into it... Off to bed...

 

They're brilliant, those two... "He says it's bed time... we'd better go...", ha ha...

 

 

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