pillows
After what can only be described as a massive detonation of an outside verandah lounge style of pillow manufacturers are considering a recall after 3 incidents in one day (unfortunately only one has been caught by the photographer).
The pillow explosions have been linked to a sharp rise the local ambient temperature and the need for owner cooling
....ie the explosions appear to occur only when the owner enters his dwelling to retrieve amber cooling fluids from the fridge.
In essence only the two dogs have witnessed the actual detonation one dog being the owners and the other being the neighbors who has been having a prolonged sleepover
(they must have been close to the blast epicentre of the explosion last time as I needed to remove pillow case "shrapnel' from between both their teeth)
......any information regarding other purported spontaneous pillow detonation incidents are welcomed
more evidence a friend just posted on facebook from an incident a week ago
....this is getting serious... we buy our pillows at the same store
... upon investigation it appears it may be Staffie related as this incident also involved a Staffie.... we are thinking
some sort of blending of the Staffies well known "hyper potent gaseous properties (methane based) with the cotton
stuffing fabric has created some type of spontaneously combustible "super explosive"???
That's beautiful flooring in the "Wreckreational Room".
The cushion filling may have formaldehyde that is appealing to the dogs?????? Or it could be "boredom" gas.
DEB
*Bad bad bad bad bad bad baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad Staffies, very bad, wicked, bad bad Staffies!*
Norti Spot, Take your "bone of contention" elsewhere.
I thought we were diverting the attention of bored animals.
Or about to get lessons in taxidermy.
DEB
