CS:- Chuckle Store

[monman12]

As with all past inadvertent blooper post threads, the introductory post must be the classic contribution from our cheerful fishy lady, circa 2002:-

1stdolphinlady

"no expert here but is it possible to buy chicken & screw it to the posts of your fence a couple of feet off the ground then run it down into the ground a few inches & along the ground 1-2 feet.pile the dirt on top of it."

Still eye-watering Kylie.

[tasfleur]

Suffergates ... ?:| ... :^O

[casa047]

😐

[not_an_eloi]

another one:

"If you have slightly higher-priced items, add 10c, or 5c. It's not rocket surgery"

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lol

[sniper_patrol]

:^O

[tasfleur]

:^O

[j*oono]

Not a mistake, but this one from Beefy made me choke on my cuppa -

Hang on Prime I have to put this peach can on hold...I think I got Impy on the Beetroot can....:^O

[not_an_eloi]

there are no bees around I noticed need them for my fruit trees so why are there no bees this spring? my neighbor is a hulticolter person ........

folks, what IS a hulticolter person

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[monman12]

Love this:-

"What are my powers you ask? I have the ability to withdraw the energy from your body. A psychic vampire. This kind of vampire is special because I can still go out in the sun and have a normal functioning life. I feed off energy instead of blood."

"Sooooooooooooooooooo, you are an ebay pink then"

[j*oono]

Yes monman. I liked that one too :^O

[tasfleur]

:^O