CS:- Chuckle Store

[monman12]

As with all past inadvertent blooper post threads, the introductory post must be the classic contribution from our cheerful fishy lady, circa 2002:-

1stdolphinlady

"no expert here but is it possible to buy chicken & screw it to the posts of your fence a couple of feet off the ground then run it down into the ground a few inches & along the ground 1-2 feet.pile the dirt on top of it."

Still eye-watering Kylie.

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" Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. "







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[harry_and_bobs_excellent_adventure]

Doubt they ever will Bruce 😄

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"Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says, 'In case of emergency, notify:' I put 'DOCTOR.' "










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[bryanjoh0260]

That should be call the vet quick..... we have a rabid dog LOL

[*hotdogharry*]

I'm amazed at the speed my two big pussy sores are healing. cat_mioux :^O

[misty-au]

'cause I'm trying to keep her away from a cat invested neighbourhood!

[*mythomaniac*]

I told him that if he even picked it up, I would ring his bluddy neck

[not_an_eloi]

I won't self insult myself by answering that


:^O B-)