CS:- Chuckle Store

[monman12]

As with all past inadvertent blooper post threads, the introductory post must be the classic contribution from our cheerful fishy lady, circa 2002:-

1stdolphinlady

"no expert here but is it possible to buy chicken & screw it to the posts of your fence a couple of feet off the ground then run it down into the ground a few inches & along the ground 1-2 feet.pile the dirt on top of it."

Still eye-watering Kylie.

[icyfroth]

"my tongue is zipped up big time"

[debra9275]

i dont like to mess with anybodys intelligents

[joz*garage]

"Waves to friends who no longer come to the boards"

[icyfroth]

"I never said Leonardio promoted his good deads"

[mtnlane]

"and I have serious doubts about supporting this kind of poster staking"

Ouch!!

[colic2bullsgirlore]

we had to give evidence to a colonial enquiry.

[not_an_eloi]

"i've been a sewer all my life"

[the_great_she_elephant]

(headline in our local paper)

Shops won't buckle to ram raiders.

[joz*garage]

"A few missing posts here. I guess, as Beth wrote me, the mods really do read the threads"

[not_an_eloi]

who you trying to kid?