CS:- Chuckle Store

[monman12]

As with all past inadvertent blooper post threads, the introductory post must be the classic contribution from our cheerful fishy lady, circa 2002:-

1stdolphinlady

"no expert here but is it possible to buy chicken & screw it to the posts of your fence a couple of feet off the ground then run it down into the ground a few inches & along the ground 1-2 feet.pile the dirt on top of it."

Still eye-watering Kylie.

[not_an_eloi]

I don't have any of those things but started taking glucosamine and it seems to help with the pain in my neck that I wake up with 

= husband    B-)

[mtnlane]

'I don't resort to personal insults in case you have never noticed'.

:O:^O

[primaryaim]

  "it's just awful Flannie, we've seen quite a few feral cats driving into the city .... "

[j*oono]

[not_an_eloi]

"My home is defiantly smoke free"

[mtnlane]

'Highly paid women also have the right to bare children'

[not_an_eloi]

get it in, writhing

B-)

[*crikey*mate*]

This was the post made by a poster following their correction of another person's spelling.

There should be a report caterory for overuse of the poll function.

[not_an_eloi]

said poster realised their mistake, whereupon said poster corrected that mistake immediately 

check*mate

[mtnlane]

'.....some of the impurities in warter are an essential part of our diat'