Oh, Oscar!.........................
Anyone making jokes about Oscar Pistorius is just prosthetic! Too many Oscar Pistorius jokes already. Trying to come up with a new one is like taking a shot in the dark. His lawyerโs got a hard job ahead of him. Realistically, it looks like Pistorius hasnโt got a leg to stand on. Oscar clearly misunderstood when his girlfriend told him that on Valentineโs Day he had to 'take her out'. Oscar Pistorius is pleading not guilty due to temporary diminished responsibility. He claims he was legless at the time of the incident. Whatever happens in court, he still has a career. The IOC say heโs a front runner at the next Olympics for pistol shooting. Police reconstruction indicates that Pistorius lost it when, for his Valentineโs Day gift, his girlfriend gave him a pair of socks. New Valentineโs Day card: โRoses are red, violets are glorious. Never creep up On Oscar Pistorius.โ Looks like he has an expensive lawyer. I hope Oscar can foot the bill. New evidence has been found outside the Pistorius home that completely acquits him of his girlfriendโs murder.... Footprints! She didnโt notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs. I see what Pistorius is doing. He is going to jail for 25 years and when he gets releasedโฆ Bam! President of South Africa. Thatโs how it works over there, right? When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able-bodied athletes, who knew he meant OJ Simpson? First Tiger Woods, then Lance Armstrong, and now Oscar Pistorius. I think Nike should start telling their athletes โ Just Donโt Do It.โ Hollywood are doing his life story; itโs now going to be called 'Blade Gunner'. If found guilty heโs gonna have to take it on the shin. The Judge will say, "and the Oscar goes to . . . . Jail !!"
