CS:- Chuckle Store

[monman12]

As with all past inadvertent blooper post threads, the introductory post must be the classic contribution from our cheerful fishy lady, circa 2002:-

1stdolphinlady

"no expert here but is it possible to buy chicken & screw it to the posts of your fence a couple of feet off the ground then run it down into the ground a few inches & along the ground 1-2 feet.pile the dirt on top of it."

Still eye-watering Kylie.

[piggylulu61]

Why didn't you say so in the first of your second emails. Hey I'm not a mind reader you know.

Your repeating yourself up there^I think there's a cure for that.

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"A young girl who was blown out to sea on a set of inflatable teeth was rescued by a man on an inflatable lobster. A coast guard spokesman commented, 'This sort of thing is all too common'."

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"I live on the fridge of rural / suburbia and our rates are so much higher because we are expected to subsidize those on rural properties."










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I had a friend who asked what time the broken clock stopped.






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Thanks TF

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[bryanjoh0260]

I didnt expect an answer LOL

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"cushion dog" is apt TF, but why does Tema do it (so often) and why does Chaka endure it?

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"What a waste of money.I donated to the San Andreas Foundation.Does that make me generous to a fault?"






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