CS:- Chuckle Store

[monman12]

As with all past inadvertent blooper post threads, the introductory post must be the classic contribution from our cheerful fishy lady, circa 2002:-

1stdolphinlady

"no expert here but is it possible to buy chicken & screw it to the posts of your fence a couple of feet off the ground then run it down into the ground a few inches & along the ground 1-2 feet.pile the dirt on top of it."

Still eye-watering Kylie.

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[misty-au]

"There should be a rule that ''funnies'' are not allowed to be posted more than once.

It is boring MM, reading the same ones over and over again that you keep on repeating."

Do not read the thread then MA

At least they are, repeated, funnies MA, and come without comment or ID's unlike the recent contributions of a few who are unable to grasp the original intent of the thread.

Repeated jokes/funnies are no longer funny second time around, not matter which way you look at it.

I will visit thread in the hope that there are NEW posts that are funny.

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"I will visit thread in the hope that there are NEW posts that are funny."
"Repeated jokes/funnies are no longer funny second time around"

Visit by all means, just avoid posting, they are not even funny the first time around, and diminish what was once a chuckleworthy thread.







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