CS:- Chuckle Store

[monman12]

As with all past inadvertent blooper post threads, the introductory post must be the classic contribution from our cheerful fishy lady, circa 2002:-

1stdolphinlady

"no expert here but is it possible to buy chicken & screw it to the posts of your fence a couple of feet off the ground then run it down into the ground a few inches & along the ground 1-2 feet.pile the dirt on top of it."

Still eye-watering Kylie.

[Anonymous]

For a minute there I thought you called your dog Chakra- lol

They are lovely looking dogs Monman.

[monman12]

The Age
Penguin forced to pulp 7000 copies of cook book because one recipe mistyped pepper, and mentioned adding:-

"salt and freshly ground black people"

[tasfleur]

[monman12]

"I think a lot of the problem is not being able to follow the argument closely to be able to follow it"

[casa047]

"Does anyone get their dogs coats for winter?"

Nope, I don't wear coats.

[ignore_my_posts]

Japanese seller of velly interlesting fishing reel

* Haiparb degegiya
* Sairent ooshiration
* New in the Box
* Made in Japan

translation

*Hyper digigear
*Silent oscillation
*New in the Box
*Made in Japan

[not_an_eloi]

"overnight they will garnish additional Millions of $$$$ under the guise of "Helping Smokers"? "


what does she mean...perhaps, a little parsley

B-)

[not_an_eloi]

" .... then they send you off and test for the helicopter virus ... "

haha !

[ye*auld*bag]

From PJ on a thread about smoking/meat and what would happen if we didn't eat meat.

"actually I did think about it, how impossible would it be for a farmer to desex his cattle when he has more than 60,000 head of cattle....

guess you did'nt think of that!"

and.

"if people did not eat meat then there would me more cows and sheep and chooks ect than we could deal with "

Has image of chooks, sheep and cows running amok down the streets of capital cities.

[rosterchick]

That's a classic :^O