CS:- Chuckle Store

[monman12]

As with all past inadvertent blooper post threads, the introductory post must be the classic contribution from our cheerful fishy lady, circa 2002:-

1stdolphinlady

"no expert here but is it possible to buy chicken & screw it to the posts of your fence a couple of feet off the ground then run it down into the ground a few inches & along the ground 1-2 feet.pile the dirt on top of it."

Still eye-watering Kylie.

[laughing-boy]

Hi Deb! I did that yesterday, did the food shopping (with the kids in toe, blerk!)

[laughing-boy]

i don;t think this was a future employer but a currant one

[laughing-boy]

Is that you Hawk? Currants are like sultanas lol

[laughing-boy]

there are currents and raisins and sultana all from different grapes didn't ya no that

[Anonymous]

Yes then I had lunch with someone and I was drawn and quartered and hang out to dry.

[not_an_eloi]

Is that you Hawk? Currants are like sultanas lol

yeh, all can give one the tomtits

B-)

[bryanjoh0260]

I used to work years ago with a bloke named Ron Sultana.
We annoyed the crap out of him saying "Sultana,hows your currant form,up to date"
He laughed buy i think he really hated it

[junior*raptor]

private convo on a public forum

[Anonymous]

and while your at it, Book it for a PAP smear

[laughing-boy]

I see no reason why she shouldn't as she is very popular around the borads