Funny word chain game

[celestialinter0]

1. Take the last letter of the word written by the OP as the first letter of your word.

2. You need to use your words to make sentences (sentences with at least 5 words).

3. The number of letters in the word is at least 4 (eat, yes, ok are not counted).

4. Words cannot be repeated, and must not be written by previous friends.

English--I read English article every night.

home--This is the finest home in this city.

early--He got up exceedingly early this morning.

And so on...

Alright, everyone! I'll put out the first word first, and everyone will take their place:

Today: How are you feeling today?

.........

Come on, please continue

[countessalmirena]

SEVERED - Mrs McQuackle was enjoying her afternoon tea when all of a sudden her peace was destroyed by a severed arm being flung into her conservatory by a psychopathic killer who then stole one of her blueberry muffins, grinned coldly at her, and ran off to plot his next bit of evil behaviour.

[bryzen]

Dumbard-

Sharp as a marble,quick as a snake,

a swollen knee,

requires some cake.

[nicnacs_4u]

DOLLS - Harriet decided that she would go and have a look at the dolls at the local toy shop. Going inside she walked passed one doll  and could have sworn it winked at her!

[veiled-lady]

SHAMPOO - Why oh why do I accidentally buy another bottle of conditioner when I really wanted shampoo of the same brand.

[countessalmirena]

OFFER - The moist-eyed man with straggly hair licked his thumb for a few moments while he regarded Lindy’s car, and then proceeded to make her a ridiculously low-ball offer which she rejected with disgust and eloquence.

[nicnacs_4u]

RAISON - Seeing a raison on the supermarket floor the little girl picked it up and ate it!😋

[countessalmirena]

NEUTRON - Dr Phurew chuckled madly to himself as he contemplated the thrill of splitting every neutron in his warm glass of beer.

[nicnacs_4u]

NANNY - She kept telling everyone she was the best Nanny in the world!!

[countessalmirena]

YEOMAN - Young Gregory Benjamin Harper-Blalock sucked his thumb for a moment before informing his aunt, “I shall be a yeoman of the guard when I’m big, and I shall dress in red and gold with a shiny flat hat.”

[nicnacs_4u]

NEVER - Sitting outside under the gumtree I would never have thought I would see the cat and dog play together so good!