Questions Only — the Christmas Edition

[countessalmirena]

Let’s try a new word game for the festive season.

The idea is to progress a scene or storyline, using questions only. We can only post one sentence per post, and it must be a question. Hopefully the scene can come to a natural conclusion with a funny ending, after a certain number of posts (let’s say between 10 and 20 questions… as a rough idea).

The person who finishes the scenario can then start the next “round” with a new scenario-starting question, and so on.

I envisage this lasting up to middle of January (hopefully), and then coming to an end as the Christmas season itself will have done.

(We can always start a non-Christmas edition in a new thread if this takes off.)

Please keep the scenarios to a Christmas theme, however vaguely or tenuously.

And we’re off!

Does Santa really give Christmas gifts to the reindeer?

[twyngwyn]

Ho Ho Ho, why would we divulge that information?

[ambercat16]

Could the Grinch be behind all this drama?

[countessalmirena]

Is the Grinch related to the Glitch who visits on Fridays and throws all the children into a battery-making sweatshop?

[mytreechange]

Since Christmas day is on a Wednesday this year, is it true that the Friday Glitch has been banished to the North Pole to randomly swap some of the gifts, so that the child who asked for a trampoline will actually receive a baby sister?

[twyngwyn]

Would that be the result of mummy kissing Santa Claus?

[countessalmirena]

Does a mummy’s kiss usually result in the birth of a new trampoline in the backyard?

[twyngwyn]

Might it be the birth of offspring?

[sandypebbles]

If the trampoline is off-spring, wouldn't that make it unsafe ?

[twyngwyn]

Could this be a job for springyzone?

[mytreechange]

Was mummy kissing Santa Claus in the springyzone, or on the trampoline, or are they one and the same?