Questions Only — the Christmas Edition

[countessalmirena]

Let’s try a new word game for the festive season.

The idea is to progress a scene or storyline, using questions only. We can only post one sentence per post, and it must be a question. Hopefully the scene can come to a natural conclusion with a funny ending, after a certain number of posts (let’s say between 10 and 20 questions… as a rough idea).

The person who finishes the scenario can then start the next “round” with a new scenario-starting question, and so on.

I envisage this lasting up to middle of January (hopefully), and then coming to an end as the Christmas season itself will have done.

(We can always start a non-Christmas edition in a new thread if this takes off.)

Please keep the scenarios to a Christmas theme, however vaguely or tenuously.

And we’re off!

Does Santa really give Christmas gifts to the reindeer?

[twyngwyn]

Do reindeer really poo choc nut clusters, or does Mrs Claus make them unassisted?

[mytreechange]

Am I the only one who has a sudden aversion to choc nut clusters?

[twyngwyn]

Do you think Santa scoffs them at midnight?

[mytreechange]

Could he maintain that portly figure any other way?

[twyngwyn]

How often do you think they're blowing in his direction?

[mytreechange]

Does Santa go to church at Christmas?

[countessalmirena]

Isn’t it true that the Bishop of the Beata Ecclesia de Arctoa has seen Santa in church several times, frequently having to stop him from purloining the communion wine as he seems to think it was left out for him?

[twyngwyn]

Does the bishop need retraining in the art of obfuscation?

[mytreechange]

Is the communion wine the cause of Santa's jolly red cheeks and sometimes red nose?

[sandypebbles]

And does the communion wine cause the nits to get tanked and try to steal the drones?