Questions Only — the Christmas Edition

[countessalmirena]

Let’s try a new word game for the festive season.

The idea is to progress a scene or storyline, using questions only. We can only post one sentence per post, and it must be a question. Hopefully the scene can come to a natural conclusion with a funny ending, after a certain number of posts (let’s say between 10 and 20 questions… as a rough idea).

The person who finishes the scenario can then start the next “round” with a new scenario-starting question, and so on.

I envisage this lasting up to middle of January (hopefully), and then coming to an end as the Christmas season itself will have done.

(We can always start a non-Christmas edition in a new thread if this takes off.)

Please keep the scenarios to a Christmas theme, however vaguely or tenuously.

And we’re off!

Does Santa really give Christmas gifts to the reindeer?

[countessalmirena]

Were the drones forced to work for the sotted nits who sang little nitty ditties in drunken tones right over Rudolf’s attempts to recite a Christmas poem?

[sandypebbles]

Would these actions make these pests part of the Nitty Ditty Jerk Band? 

[mytreechange]

Or do you think that these actions would make Rudolph want to jerk their nitty ditties?

[countessalmirena]

Where can I see such a band perform and is it true they are suing Santa for failing to pay them?

[mytreechange]

If that is true, then can I assume that Santa will be reclaiming many Christmas gifts to return them to Temu as NAD returns?

[countessalmirena]

Would Santa bother with returning NAD gifts when he had the option of simply dropping them from his sleigh over Loch Ness?

[ambercat16]

Does drama like this occur between Santa, the elves and the reindeer every year or has something different happened to cause it this year?

[mytreechange]

Has the cost of living altered Santa's mood this year?

[countessalmirena]

Has Santa been fighting with his elves’ union rep, and could this be contributing to his rather grumpy mood?

[mytreechange]

Do the elves claim that Santa has been underpaying their entitlements?