Questions Only — the Christmas Edition

[countessalmirena]

Let’s try a new word game for the festive season.

The idea is to progress a scene or storyline, using questions only. We can only post one sentence per post, and it must be a question. Hopefully the scene can come to a natural conclusion with a funny ending, after a certain number of posts (let’s say between 10 and 20 questions… as a rough idea).

The person who finishes the scenario can then start the next “round” with a new scenario-starting question, and so on.

I envisage this lasting up to middle of January (hopefully), and then coming to an end as the Christmas season itself will have done.

(We can always start a non-Christmas edition in a new thread if this takes off.)

Please keep the scenarios to a Christmas theme, however vaguely or tenuously.

And we’re off!

Does Santa really give Christmas gifts to the reindeer?

[twyngwyn]

Is this WW3 or a reference to Home Alone?

[mytreechange]

Could it be that the explosions were orchestrated to coincide with the New Year fireworks, and thus go undetected until the perpetrators could escape?

[twyngwyn]

Maybe it's all a result of magnesium?

[mytreechange]

Does magnesium cause mayhem, or relieve cramps?

[countessalmirena]

Could I have been thinking of Mythbusters, and does sooty feet cause cramps - and does that suggest Santa’s brandy is laced with magnesium?

[sandypebbles]

If Santa's brandy is laced with magnesium, what would happen if he dropped a Mentos into it?

[countessalmirena]

Are brandy fountains going to attract tourists to the North Pole?

[sandypebbles]

Wouldn't brandy fountains at the North Pole simply just freeze and become snow cones, therefore simply be fake Slush Puppies? 

[twyngwyn]

Do you think Huskies would take offence at the suggestion that their babies might be fake?

[mytreechange]

Do fake huskies drink Slush Puppies and wear Hush Puppies and dislike hipster yuppies?