on 10-05-2022 11:43 PM
I hope this might prove to be another enjoyable word game on this board.
The idea is this: the starting poster posts a word that represents a weapon (funny, serious, bizarre, whatever the case may be), and uses that word in a sentence that describes the attack. It can be as simple as "Aimed gun."
(If the weapon uses more than one word, it can be hyphenated but needn't be; it should be treated as one word. Ditto for the defence/armour.)
The second poster posts a word that represents a defence/armour to that weapon (again, it can be funny, serious, bizarre, or whatever), and uses that word in a sentence that describes the defence.
The second poster must then also post a weapon that starts with any of the letters in the preceding weapon word EXCEPT for either first or last letter, and use the word in a sentence describing the attack.
The responding poster posts in the same way as the second poster, and so on.
It can be written in the first person ("I raised my sword") or second person ("He/she raised his/her word").
For example:
POSTER 1: JELLY-SWORD: I draw my wobbly jelly-sword from its scabbard and with a "ha!", I lunge forward.
POSTER 2: ELECTION POSTER: I raise my election poster and it deflects the attack.
LICORICE TANK: I get into my licorice tank and drive it forward menacingly.
POSTER 3: etc.
Would anyone like to start?
on 26-06-2022 06:07 AM
SPICE DISSOLVER - Noticing that his sister had put pepper in the chocolate bars (he started sneezing as soon as he sniffed the bar before eating), he took a swig of spice dissolver before savouring the delicious chocolate.
HAIR TANGLING FASCINATOR - She was determined to win the fashion on the field competition this year, so replaced her rival's headwear with a HAIR TANGLING FASCINATOR which would ensure that she looked more like a wild woman than a well-groomed lady.
on 26-06-2022 08:09 PM
SOLAR-POWERED DETANGLING CHIGNONISER - As the rival felt her hair go berserk, she let out a dismayed shriek and whipped out a mail-ordered SOLAR-POWERED DETANGLING CHIGNONISER which smoothed out her hair and restyled it in only three minutes, and sashayed out to take the prize.
FRESH BULL-DUNG STILETTO-HEEL-COATER - Estelle’s feet were too wide and knobbly to look good in stilettos, so of course she hated the way her cousin Ria flaunted her narrow elegant feet in designer heels; she sneaked into her cousin’s closet and attached a FRESH BULL-DUNG STILETTO-HEEL-COATER to each shoe (cunningly hidden just on the heel tips), which would force her cousin to walk uncontrollably towards the nearest pile of bull manure and then jump up and down in the freshly pungent dung.
on 04-07-2022 05:15 PM
ANTI BULL-DUNG MISTING SPRAY- As soon as Ria felt the urge to frolic in the extremely fresh pile of bull manure, she immediately squirted a small amount of ANTI BULL-DUNG MISTING SPRAY on to her designer heels and - much to the dismay of her envious cousin Estelle - strutted along the path without feeling any urge at all to approach the numerous cow-pats in the adjoining paddock.
SMELLY-FARTY FLATULENCE INDUCING PILLS - Twins Eddie and Freddie were both wooing the same young lady, and she seemed to be more inclined to step out with Freddie, so Eddie replaced his brother's vitamins with SMELLY-FARTY FLATULENCE INDUCING PILLS, ensuring that the young lady would be completely repulsed by Freddie's uncontrollable flatulence and turn to Eddie instead.
on 08-07-2022 04:11 AM
BUTT-FRAGRANCE INTERNALISER - Freddie first noticed the smelly effect of the vitamins while on his morning jog, and after pegging his nose so that he wouldn’t faint, he put a canister of BUTT-FRAGRANCE INTERNALISER in place, and within moments the ghastly smell was chemically transformed to a pleasing aroma of cranberry jelly.
PIRANHA-BOT NAVY STRIPE CHASER - Sandra was so sick of her husband’s ex-wife’s constant flaunting of their new yacht that she stealthily sneaked down to the marina, crept on board, and hid a device near the helm - a device known as a PIRANHA-BOT NAVY STRIPE CHASER which would send out tiny airborne bots that looked like piranha with evil gnashing teeth, which homed in on anyone wearing the particular shade of navy blue stripes that adorned the ex-wife’s favourite yachting cap.
on 08-07-2022 02:45 PM
LASER YACHTING CAP - Her husband's ex-wife was an unpleasant person, but she was not stupid, and she soon realized what her ex-husband's new wife intended to do, so she invented a laser yachting cap that would instantly annihilate all the tiny airborne bots by sending out powerful laser rays.
KEEP-YOUR-HANDS-OFF-ME SECRET DIARY - Tired of her brother constantly breaking the lock of her secret diary to read all the entries with a friend and have a good laugh, she invented a device that would powerfully slap her brother across the face the second he opened her diary.
on 14-07-2022 11:22 PM
DIARY-SLAPPING REPULSER - The diary-reading brother read all about his sister’s plan in her other diary about her diary, so he was ready with his homemade DIARY-SLAPPING REPULSER made out of chair springs, a bicycle pump and an ice cream container.
SOUFFLÉ JEALOUSY WHISTLER - Mandy’s husband was always negatively comparing her soufflés with her sister Angela’s, so the next time they had a family get-together and her sister came over early to prepare her soufflé, Mandy fitted her SOUFFLÉ JEALOUSY WHISTLER into the oven, gleefully looking forward to Angela’s collapsed dessert disaster.
on 20-07-2022 05:32 PM
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on 22-07-2022 11:07 AM
WHISTLER IN YOUR NOSE - The clever sister noticed the trick and removed the SOUFFLÉ JEALOUSY WHISTLER from the oven immediately, gleefully planning to put it in her sister's nose when she was sleeping and enjoying the magnificent view of her dessert coming to life like a work of art.
RAIN-FOR-YOU-TOO SUPER SPRINKLER - Jealous of her aunt enjoying magnificent weather near a superb beach, the bitter niece invented a device that would make it look like it was raining in buckets from the huge windows of her aunt's tropical mansion, and even travelled 1,879 miles to get there, hide in the garden and carry out her plan in the middle of the night, giggling at the thought that her aunt would now also be stuck inside.
on 23-07-2022 09:05 PM
UNFOUNTAIN MY VIEW INVERTER - The aunt was horrified to see torrential rain pouring down outside, but when she went to her back door to frantically call her spoiled Burmese cat inside, she was puzzled to see that it was a glorious rain-free day… all of which meant that someone was messing with her view, and it didn’t take long to spot her niece trying to hide behind a hydrangea… so she inverted the RAIN-FOR-YOU-TOO SUPER SPRINKLER by inserting an UNFOUNTAIN MY VIEW INVERTER which concentrated all of its water right over that hydrangea and the shivering niece hiding there.
ANTI-TAP METALLIC PAINT - At the performance of Mahler’s 4th, Sylvia could not bear the incessant foot-tapping of the man seated just in front of her, which persisted even when she hissed “Please stop tapping your foot!” and even poked him, so she took out her handy can of ANTI-TAP METALLIC PAINT and sprayed it onto his ankles and shoes, before activating the strong magnet in her handbag… thus making it impossible for the annoying man to move his feet and continue foot-tapping.
on 06-08-2022 10:17 PM
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