add four words

[woof-n-barker]

to the story.

We used to have this here, just add four words to the story.

I will start:

An elephant wearing gumboots

[thecount.123]

R's with ye sporran

[kengillard]

ye idiot..ladies present!

[thecount.123]

themselves in a seductive

[apricot_eilish]

tartan covered pose which

[thecount.123]

allures, any unashamed laddie

[icyfroth]

would abandon his haggis

[kengillard]

and grab his sporran

[illicit69]

and lure Colleen into

[kengillard]

the valley and the glen

[icyfroth]

to toss the Caber