add four words

[woof-n-barker]

to the story.

We used to have this here, just add four words to the story.

I will start:

An elephant wearing gumboots

[bryanjoh0260]

Gloves and wooly mittens

[icyfroth]

causing a nasty rash

[illicit69]

on his family jewels

[icyfroth]

making him lose his

[illicit69]

will to carry out...

[illicit69]

marital obligations so he...

[kengillard]

just could not bother

[illicit69]

and took in a Lodger

[kengillard]

Roger the Lodger the cad

[illicit69]

from Liverpool with a...