add four words

[woof-n-barker]

to the story.

We used to have this here, just add four words to the story.

I will start:

An elephant wearing gumboots

[illicit69]

his very shiny appendage

[icyfroth]

slapping the turkeys in

[illicit69]

the Masterchef way, only

[twyngwyn]

God knows why, but

[illicit69]

the idiotic recipe demanded

[illicit69]

slapped turkeys and should

[twyngwyn]

tenderized turkey legs, wrapped

[illicit69]

in gum leaves and smothered

[thecount.123]

in Momma's homemade aspic

[illicit69]

which melted immediately 'twas