add four words

[woof-n-barker]

to the story.

We used to have this here, just add four words to the story.

I will start:

An elephant wearing gumboots

[illicit69]

the elastic, which caused

[thecount.123]

His dangly bits to

[illicit69]

blow free in the

[thecount.123]

wind with excruciating monotony

[nicnacs_4u]

and fly straight into

[twyngwyn]

the sporran of the

[thecount.123]

leader of the scottish

[illicit69]

Clan McDuff, fearless redhaired

[icyfroth]

cranky pants who wore

[twyngwyn]

marauder of the County