add four words

[woof-n-barker]

to the story.

We used to have this here, just add four words to the story.

I will start:

An elephant wearing gumboots

[illicit69]

but not local yokels

[illicit69]

who consider her a...

[*new2vintage]

gem amongst riff raff

[illicit69]

Mrs Stavros was due...

[*new2vintage]

to be deported soon

[*new2vintage]

for no particular reason

[illicit69]

probably found talc between...

[*new2vintage]

cracks in this story

[*new2vintage]

Can Bob fix it ?:|

[kengillard]

of course he can