add four words

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to the story.

We used to have this here, just add four words to the story.

I will start:

An elephant wearing gumboots

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our finest local bike!

[twyngwyn]

He was the first

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Australian peddler to peddle

[twyngwyn]

past the post purposefully

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positioned prominently, procuring prize

[illicit69]

money, gold cup and

[twyngwyn]

press appreciation of his

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sadistic saddle soreness, so

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he soaked in epsom

[twyngwyn]

salts and sank surreptitiously