add four words

[woof-n-barker]

to the story.

We used to have this here, just add four words to the story.

I will start:

An elephant wearing gumboots

[twyngwyn]

arm clean off causing

[icyfroth]

the tattoo to distort

[twyngwyn]

and look like varicose

[icyfroth]

veins but actually it

[twyngwyn]

was Blue Poles at

[nicnacs_4u]

the local corner shop

[twyngwyn]

surrounded by dancers in

[icyfroth]

blue and white stripes

[illicit69]

doing Maypole dancing in

[icyfroth]

reverse and confusing the