add four words

[woof-n-barker]

to the story.

We used to have this here, just add four words to the story.

I will start:

An elephant wearing gumboots

[icyfroth]

:^O

and told to sober up

seeing they couldn't count

[twyngwyn]

to three, having no

[icyfroth]

idea of the alphabet

[twyngwyn]

in English, muttering Sanskrit

[thecount.123]

intones coupled with a

[twyngwyn]

laconic solfa, and a

[icyfroth]

ballad from Meatloaf's recent

[illicit69]

Medley at the AFL

[icyfroth]

ball game ending in

[illicit69]

huge groan by the