add four words

[woof-n-barker]

to the story.

We used to have this here, just add four words to the story.

I will start:

An elephant wearing gumboots

[icyfroth]

previously unexplored territory, unknown

[siggie-reported-by-alarmists]

and often forbidden secrets

[twyngwyn]

of the mystery of

[icyfroth]

overactive pituitary gland, which

[siggie-reported-by-alarmists]

causes increased body hair

[twyngwyn]

making wax kits obligatory

[siggie-reported-by-alarmists]

for puppets embarrased when

[twyngwyn]

all else are hair-

[siggie-reported-by-alarmists]

loving muppets with a

[twyngwyn]

fetish for superfluous fur