add four words

[woof-n-barker]

to the story.

We used to have this here, just add four words to the story.

I will start:

An elephant wearing gumboots

[twyngwyn]

pancakes, giving them a

[thecount.123]

cracked crepe, all because

[twyngwyn]

they didn't listen to

[icyfroth]

Nigella's tips on telly

[thecount.123]

porting from the telephone

[twyngwyn]

to the microwave oven

[icyfroth]

thus enabling the browning

[twyngwyn]

of her nose and

[icyfroth]

adding nuts to garnish

[twyngwyn]

the otherwise boring canned