add four words

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to the story.

We used to have this here, just add four words to the story.

I will start:

An elephant wearing gumboots

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and the Sam Browne

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belt, fitted with extra

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holes for the expanding

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Canadian Club gut, frequently

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filled with deep fried

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Mars bars with lashings

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extra sugar and cream

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Laced with brandy, gin

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distilled by the monks

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from dusty bottles that